So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
This is why we don’t make dumb *move to Florida* commercials like California.
We have enough crazy as it is. Please don’t move here.
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I just tried to use adobe after effects. I think my head will explode.
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I think I am going to donate some money to our presidents campaign. I am feeling a bit patriotic.
I am year and a half away from being a legal adult and I still can’t go to the beach alone with a member of the opposite sex. BECAUSE APPARENTLY EVERYONE HAS SEX IN CARS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY IN 98 DEGREE WEATHER DOWN THE ROAD ON PENSACOLA BEACH.
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Easy day at work.
Anna didn’t like eternal sunshine of the spotless mind that much. It’s over.
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I AM WATCHING LABYRINTH. YES.
